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Here’s Everything That’s Open and Closed on Labor Day 2019

The 5 Best Songs of the Week, From Lana Del Rey to Post Malone

Dior Criticized for Appropriating Native American Culture With ‘Sauvage’ Fragrance Ad

Say Goodbye to the Season With the Best Memes of Summer From Hot Girl Summer to #ChickenWars

Avid Travelers Painstakingly Recreated Homer Simpson’s Entire Food Tour of New Orleans

Turkish Beekeeper Secretly Video Puts Insatiable Bears to Work Taste-Testing His Honey. The Night Vision Footage Is Perfect.

Go on a Nightmarish Journey With This Creepy Puppet Take on the Viral Mr. Sandman Video

Kids Totally Oblivious to Resort Employee’s Ferocious Beyoncé Dance in Viral Video

Confused U.S. Open Ball Boy Awkwardly Tried to Deliver Venus Williams Coffee and We’ve Been All There

Matthew McConaughey Gets Job as Professor at University of Texas

Shawn Mendes Doubles Down on Charity with the Shawn Mendes Foundation

The TSA Says This Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Souvenir Will Not Be Welcome On Flights

Thank Goodness the VMAs Audience Camera Captured Sophie Turner’s Reaction Because It’s One for the Books

High School Activist Uses the Long Lines for Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich to Register Voters

These Dark Rey Star Wars Reactions Will Make You Want to Turn to the Dark Side and Never Look Back

Remember the Little Girl From Missy Elliott’s ‘Work It’? Alyson Stoner Made a Surprise 2019 VMAs Cameo and She Delivered.

Lil Nas X Dramatically Unrolling a Scroll Is the Best Meme of the VMAs 2019

These Are the Best Times Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Trolled Each Other

Rihanna’s Savage X Fenty Runway Show Will Stream on Amazon Prime So Everyone Can Have the Fenty Experience

Here’s Where That Over-the-Top Castle in Succession Is Really Located

Starbucks Is Adding Its First New Pumpkin Drink in 16 Years and There’s Just a Dusting of Pumpkin Spice

Ryan Reynolds Wishes Blake Lively a Happy Birthday By Trolling Her Mercilessly With a Slideshow

A Controversial Quesadilla-Pizza Recipe Video Is Giving the Internet Indigestion

How to Watch the 2019 U.S. Open for Free

ABC’s Lara Spencer Apologizes After Laughing Over Report That Prince George Enjoys Ballet

Let’s Discuss the Lyrics to Every Song on Taylor Swift’s Lover

Your Guide to the Many, Many References Taylor Swift Drops in the Lover Album

The Popeyes vs. Chick-fil-A Memes Are the True Sandwich Battle Winners

Christina Hendricks Was the Hand Model for the American Beauty Poster This Whole Time

You Probably Missed This Subtle Clue Taylor Swift Dropped for the Fans With Her Pin

Miley Cyrus Slams Rumors About the End of Her Marriage in Twitter Thread: ‘I Have Nothing to Hide’

Cardi B Used Her Court Deposition to Explain Which Powerpuff Girl She Relates to

‘It Just Kind of Struck Me.’ The Thick Chicago Accent Guy Addresses the Sad Fate of the Coyote Pup From the Video

Refreshingly Funny Ice Cream Man’s Prank Video Is a Delicious Summer Treat

Viral Thread Gets Very Deep Into Hasbro’s New Socialism-Themed Monopoly Game

Taylor Swift’s Dad Delivered Pizzas to Fans Who Spent the Night Waiting For Her Performance

Billie Eilish ‘Bad Guy’ Parody ‘Dad Guy’ Is Peak Dad in Every Way Imaginable

‘I Wonder Who Will Get Fired First.’ Mom Holds In-House Job Fair for Kids Who Demanded a Bigger Allowance

Woman’s Response After a Spooky Clown Doll Appeared in Her Home Deserves Its Own Horror Film

Ryan Reynolds Had the Most Ryan Reynolds Response to a Fan’s Deadpool-Spider-Man Movie Dreams

Camping at the Phish Concert Is Cancelled Due to Plague-Ridden Prairie Dogs

Is it a Bird or Bunny? The Internet Is Really Having a Hard Time With the Animal in This Divisive Video

Sit Back and Enjoy the Hilarious Flight of the Air Mattresses on a Very Windy Outdoor Movie Night

These Naruto-Inspired Water Park Moves Are Making an Infectiously Joyous Splash

This Dad Giving His Baby Daughter a Spa Day Is the Sweetest Thing

Woman Taking Over a Subway for Her Glamorous Selfie Photoshoot Is the Latest Example of Knowing One’s Worth

Girl Repeatedly Frightening Her Grandpa Is a Very Dedicated Prankster

Elton John Criticizes ‘Malicious’ Coverage of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s French Vacation

Sign Language Interpreter Keeping Up With the Fastest Rapper Ever Deserves Her Own Title

‘I Feel Like Jay-Z Can Bring Back Colin Kaepernick.’ Celebrities Weigh in on Jay Z’s New NFL Deal

Patient Service Dogs in Viral Photo Redefine Good Behavior During Musical Performance

The Hypnotic Video of the ‘Very Chill’ Mr. Sandman Cat Has Already Made Him an Internet Legend

A Giant Hand Has Appeared Atop a Building in New Zealand, and the Internet Is Shaking

John Oliver, Larry David and Wanda Sykes Give Medical Bias the Last Week Tonight Treatment

Beer Named After Nuclear Testing Site Bikini Atoll Gets Called Out for Insensitivity

Endlessly Enjoyable Thread Helps You Figure Out How a Mom With a Unique Baby Name Would Spell Your Name

‘I’ll Do Anything in My Power to Prevent This.’ How a Small Nevada Town Is Bracing Itself for ‘Alienstock,’ the Area 51 Music Festival

Stephen Colbert and Anderson Cooper Share a Touching Moment About Grief Together

Jimmy Kimmel Live! and The Walking Dead Both Got Fined 6 Figures for Fake Emergency Alerts

People Have Jokes About President Trump’s Reported Wish to Buy Greenland

Taylor Swift’s New Romantic Song ‘Lover’ Has Arrived

People Keep Stealing the ‘Old Town Road’ Sign in This Quaint College Town. Here’s How They’re Dealing With That.

A Company Wants to Pay One Superfan $1,000 to Binge Watch Friends

Here’s Everything We Know So Far About Storm Area 51’s ‘Alienstock’ Festival

Kid Who Casually Found a Woolly Mammoth Tooth on His Vacation Would Like to Get it Back

Barack Obama Shares His 2019 Summer Reading List

Here’s How the ‘Christian Girl Autumn’ Women Responded When They Learned They Were the Subject of the Meme

The On-Brand Four Loko Hard Seltzer Boasts 14% ABV

‘TV Santa Claus’ Wearing TV on Head Inexplicably Leaves Old TVs on 50 Doorsteps

Come and See Game of Thrones’ The Mountain Lift Ed Sheeran Over His Head

Festive Emilia Clarke Is Already Getting People in the Christmas Spirit

Mom Dancing With Her Squeaky Oven Door Doesn’t Need to Leave the House to Have a Great Time

Mexican Restaurant Makes Excellent Use of Avengers Footage for Delightful Commercial

Woman Who Went Viral for Naming Her Wi-Fi ‘Old Bay Seasoning’ Explains Her Spicy Choice

‘This Time It Has Really Exploded.’ The Balloon Destroyer Says Things Really Got Popping When After He Pivoted to Balloons

This Lady’s Facial Expression Parade After Tasting Kombucha Is the Self-Discovery Meme We Need

Liam Hemsworth Wishes Miley Cyrus ‘Nothing But Happiness’ After Split

Bear Escapes House With a Dramatic Exit That Would Make the Kool-Aid Man Proud

Missy Elliott Will Receive the Video Vanguard Award at the 2019 MTV VMAs

Olympic Skier Bode Miller and Wife Morgan Announce They Are Expecting Twins

K-Pop Supergroup BTS Is Taking a Break to ‘Enjoy the Ordinary Lives of Young People in Their 20s’

Simone Biles’ Historic Gymnastics Routine In Glorious Slo-Mo Is Art in Its Finest Form

Very Tall Considerate Concertgoer Attendee Wears the Most Perfect T-Shirt Ever

Tarmac Worker and Plane Passenger Play Rock Paper Scissors Through the Window and the Rapport Is Just Instant

The Salmon Cannon Is Taking Everyone for a Joy Ride in a Very Efficient Fish Tube

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Separate After Less Than a Year of Marriage

The 5 Best Songs of the Week, From Megan Thee Stallion to Lana Del Rey

This Cathedral Built a 50-Foot Fairground Ride Inside to Make Everything More Fun

Here’s the Deal With That Wild Battle Scene From Baahubali 2 Going Viral

Someone Found a Way to Make Baby Shark a Really Emotional Ballad and It Gets Dark

Here Are the Funniest Moments From Ron Burgundy’s Late Night Takeover From ‘iPhone Glasses’ for Teens to Impressions

How a World War II Attack Helped Spark the Creation of Smokey Bear

‘I Just Have to Quit Equinox.’ Fitness Instructors and Influencers Are Furious Over a Trump Fundraiser

Lizzo and Megan Thee Stallion’s Friendship Is the Hot Girl Summer Content We Deserve

At Least Macaulay Culkin’s Take on the Home Alone Reboot Has a Festive Touch

Come Sail Away With Seafaring Prince George in a Captain Hat

Where Y’all Sitting? Meet the Lunch Table Meme Taking Over the Internet

The Masked Singer Introduces Mysterious Egg Mascot for Season 2

Opera, Leopard Prints and Lace. Go Inside the Lavish Cat Fashion Show that Puts Felines on Fashion’s Front Lines

You Can Now Get Paid $1,000 to Take a Digital Detox For the Weekend

You Have to Appreciate This Lyft Driver’s Hilarious Homemade Beyoncé Decor

Eco-Conscious Monkey Does Not Monkey Around With Finite Resources

The Pink Emoji House Has Set a New Bar for Strange Disputes

Dakota Johnson Reveals the Truth About Closing the Tooth Gap That Consumed Us All

An Excellent Timeline of Super Famous Viral Eggs

Here’s the Story Behind That Controversial ‘Backless Seats’ Photo

People Are Bidding Farewell to Dakota Johnson’s Old Smile

Zombie Skittles That Come With Rotten Surprises Are the Candy Nightmares Are Made of

Travis Scott Pulled Off the Most Extravagant Birthday Surprise for Kylie Jenner and They’re Just Getting Started

Bradley Cooper Makes a Convincing Case for Visible Sunscreen

Rihanna Blessed Us With an Extravagant Bubblegum Pink Crop Over Costume and We’d Expect Nothing Less

John Oliver Goes to Work for Prison Labor Reform on Last Week Tonight

Rihanna Criticizes Trump’s Response to Mass Shootings

Everyone Loves This Heartwarming Story of This Grandpa Who Lives to Give His Loved Ones Manicures

Victoria’s Secret Hires Openly Transgender Model Valentina Sampaio

Everyone’s Obsessed With the Hilarious Family in This Elaborate Funeral for a Pet Lizard

The 5 Songs You Should Listen to Now From Haim’s ‘Summer Girl’ Ode to Ariana Grande’s Low-Key Jam

Please Enjoy All the Newscasters Totally Incapable of Believing That August Has Arrived